b to the sheep.
Fox's Kilmeade Clearly Didn't Get the Message--Mein Kampf? Hitler? BBBBBAAAAADDDD →
“Kilmeade and two colleagues were discussing a study that, based on research done in Finland and Sweden, showed people who stay married are less likely to suffer from Alzheimer’s. Kilmeade questioned the results, though, saying, ‘We are — we keep marrying other species and other ethnics and other …’
At this point, his co-host tried to — in that jokey morning show way — tell Kilmeade he needed to shut up, and quick, for his own sake. But he didn’t get the message, adding, ‘See, the problem is the Swedes have pure genes. Because they marry other Swedes …. Finns marry other Finns, so they have a pure society.’” - Alex Koppelman, Salon.com
So, seriously, if this assfuck doesn’t get fired for this…well, I might as well send him a science textbook highlighting the part about what a species is. Then I’d send him a book explaining that he’s a stupid-faced racist fuck.
I'll consider making this a recurring series...but I may get lazy.
HEY, I MADE OATMEAL RAISIN COOKIES AND NOW I’M EATING THEM, SO WHO WANTS TO COME OVER AND HAVE A RACE WITH ME AROUND THE STATE BEFORE THE SUGAR HIGH WEARS OFF?!
Also, FUCKYEAHCOOKIES
Can you eat some and then race them down to Takoma?
So, you people are good! They are indeed forks.
(essentially me did say forks too (I think I got ‘chorks’ stuck in my brain, which reminded me of “Splorks” which is another topic altogether), along with kindasleepy and fromoutsidethebox).
So…now that _that_ part is out of the way, what do you think they were used to eat? It was for something very specific.
(I’m at my questions limit, apparently, so reblog if you want to dare to guess!)
Brains.
Ding ding ding!!!
This is the traditional fork used by cannibals from Fiji to eat humans.
It was apparently bad luck to eat other people with your hands, or something, so they made these fancy forks.
(trapezemusic also answered brains, but monkeyfrog was first!) I’m also taking liberties with just accepting brains as the answer, as they were also used to eat fingers and tongues and livers and…
So, you people are good! They are indeed forks.
(essentially me did say forks too (I think I got ‘chorks’ stuck in my brain, which reminded me of “Splorks” which is another topic altogether), along with kindasleepy and fromoutsidethebox).
So…now that _that_ part is out of the way, what do you think they were used to eat? It was for something very specific.
(I’m at my questions limit, apparently, so reblog if you want to dare to guess!)
Trapezemusic and essentiallyme are warm!
Also, they are made of wood.
The objects, not those two people. At least I _assume_ that they’re not made of wood.
So…my bad day was in _no way_ due to my internship, which I spent with a researcher looking at items from a particular area of the world.
The items pictured above (I’ll post a link to an associated article later) are from that area of the world, and have a very specific purpose.
Do you know what these are (no cheating!!) ?
I had one of those days that makes me want to fashion a cute, tiny little spoon out of some type of material native to the area and then use that spoon to slowly whittle my brain out of my own skull.
so…how are you?Oh, right. I forgot that when you post angry political things the crazies start to come out.
